good bye windy - an obituary

Windemere Linnaeus Damion Marshall Rahman; July 08, 2007; Diamond Bar, CA

Windemere Linnaeus Damion Marshall Rahman (Windy) was adopted by Lo Ling from the kind people at PetsMart sometime before Winter Break. He had good times in his sexy bowl with his bowlmate Rio, but was soon faced with the tragedy of her death. His strength pulled him and me through this difficult time. He was a good fish, enduring long and strenuous and bumpy car rides back home, surviving very low water levels. He never complained, not even when I put him on a diet. Windy provided inspiration and love to Lo and Ashley, and especially loved his Godmother Maral and his godsiblings (what were their names again Maral??) who have also passed.

Royal Flush-ing took place today at 7:44 pm, 4 minutes after Windy's death.
Memorial Contributions may be sent here.

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BREAKING NEWS! Gwen has adopted new Harajuku Slave: EVE

A while back, platinum rap artist Eve came out with her new video and her new song, "Tambourine".

Exciting.

Due to the recent trend in female artists redesigning their look and sound (Nelly Furtado, Fergie, Gwen Stefani, Joss Stone, etc..), it was to be expected that "Tambourine" would be Eve's similar second debut.

But nobody expected her to come out looking like


Gwen Stefani.


Sure, they collaborate well together in my opinion (Rich Girl, Let Me Blow Ya Mind, etc...), but

One completely morphing into the other was totally uncalled for.

What am I talking about?

Alright well let me tell you-

--i can do better.

Let me show you.


_______________________


Here's presenting

"Tambourine."


0:01

the change is painfully apparent from second one of the new video. the platinum artist has gone... platinum. in the head.

like gwen.



alright so when hilary duff went brunette we didn't start calling her mandy moore. so no biggie right?

well let's just take a look at the cut, yes?


here's a clip from Gwen Stefani's first video release off her newest album:

hmm..


not too suspicious right? I mean Rihanna copied Jenny McCarthy's awkard tiltbobthing but no one said she was exactly morphing into her.

Well let's just continue -


back to "Tambourine"...


just a couple seconds later and we are now... three seconds into the video

and in enters...

you got it. eve's own harajuku slaves.

just in case you didn't know about Gwen's Harajuku slaves-- here they are.

now things are starting to get freaky...

after bearing about eight seconds of new harajuku madness we are presented with...

eve - tambourine

oh look- eve has her own akon now too. very reminiscent of the sweet escape.

anyway

by now the beat of the "Tambourine" has caught me and i'm enjoying the music pretty well. the video continues, complete with close up head shots of eve's new do, harajuku's dancing, and "akon" ..akonning,

and then eve appears sitting on a bed in a very pink room with her very happy harajukus.

wait.


this is strangely reminiscent of something...


oh

i remember now

so basically we are being presented with the pink version of the sweet escape. not bad. great song. interesting video... moving on.



next up we have eve sitting in a meticulously trimmed public garden.

where have we seen THIS before...?


oh of course. another GWEN STEFANI video...

well
after this brief interlude to a mimicry of yet another one of miss gwen's music videos, we are graciously returned to "The Sweet Escape: Pink Version by Eve", as we watch two of Eve's Harajuku slaves help her dress.

oh. just like when two of gwen stefani's harajuku slaves helped herrr get dressed in "The Sweet Escape: Gold Version by Gwen" you ask?
yes. exactly!

wow. this IS the sweet escape revisited you might be thinking, in concordance with my thoughts. and if you're not. there's more.


"Tambourine" continues and here we have eve riding in a car with her akon:

Gwen Stefani riding in a car with Akon:

ooh-
someone on eve's production team: "oh can we get a shot in the car of eve in the foreground and him in the back?"

"...you know, just like Gwen."

yeah.




oh i'm not done.


because then eve appears wearing what strongly resembles...

animal print.


you know,

just like gwen

or just like gwen

or you know

just like gwen.



oh WAIT WAIT

wait.


like who?

gwen.



case closed.

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my dictionarly

i'm simply compiling a list of words and phrases that i love to use or refer to things as or just randomly put me in a good mood or just appeal to me

1. groupie
2. SEX!! (but must be said like that... preferably by liz, maral, or rod.)
3. "that's pretty the shiznit" -maral
4. fin
5. suhweeeet
6. asswipe ...
7."i'm peacing out" -muntasir
8. "that's for DAMN sure" -ash
9. ooooohhh myyyyy (that's a samiah classic-6 south knows) =p
10. drop 'em all
11. so many hoes
12. gonna
13. "fight the power!" -nadia
14. "cheaa haaaa" -ARSHAM DIANAT!!!!!!
15. whatever
16. "aw baby"
17. just come
16. come here like when nathan said it.


this is kind of a bad list.

tell me yours!

This one is sort of for

zach, sort of,

because he's asked me a few times why i am the way i am

to him that means "nice".


I have class in half an hour, so this probably isn't going to be the prettiest note, but it will serve its purpose anyhow - hopefully.


now that i've thought about zach's question, i realize i really don't know how to condense 18 years of experience and memories and lessons and tribulations and relationships and whatever else makes a person the way they are into a note that i need to write in half an hour.

but

there are three things that stand out in my mind as the driving forces behind my actions and nonactions.

honestly, they are things that pop into my mind a lot, keeping me on my toes and helping me be the person that i can die happy being. kind of like, heroes. anyways, the people involved pretty much are my heroes.

i guess i'm not trying to explain myself as much as i'm really just trying to share these three quotes/instances/stories that were clearly somewhat profound enough to affect the way that i live and think and act.

a lot of times people hear a story or read something in the paper or find a quote, and are influenced by it at that moment, ...but then it kind of fades away as time goes on.

these three thingss (i dont know what to call them lol) also came to me sort of passively, but strangely enough whenever i'm in certain situations they just pop into my head. i guess they have subconsciously (now consciously?) affected me pretty much... a lot.

so maybe someone else will be just as affected. ok i'm going to share now.


1. the number one thing that just salfkjsalfj yeah i can't even explain, affects me quite positively haha, is this story that my mom told me when I was pretty young.

let's see if i can find it on a website...

oh yes i did.


The Old Woman and the Prophet
(salAllahu alayhi wsalam)




More than 1400 years ago in Arabia the people were living very much in fear. They feared their neighbours. They feared other tribes. They even feared their idols. For this was the time before Islam.
The Arabs were worshipping idols. In their ignorance they would bury their newly born daughters alive. As Islam began to spread among Arabs such cruel practices stopped. For Islam taught love and peace. It taught kindness and respect.

Prophet Muhammad (salAllahu alayhi wsalam) himself was a very kind and loving person. He treated every one, young and old, with kindness and respect.

Because Prophet Muhammad (salAllahu alayhi wsalam) was spreading the word of God, because he was changing, for better, the lives of many Arabs and because some Arabs felt that by the teachings of Muhammad their old idols were losing power, they disliked Muhammad and planned to kill him. Every time they tried to kill him, they failed. This angered the enemies of Islam even more. So they began to harass him in every way they knew.

One old woman made a habit of throwing rubbish on Prophet Muhammad (salAllahu alayhi wsalam) whenever he passed from her house! Muhammad (salAllahu alayhi wsalam) had to pass that house daily on the way to the mosque.
Even when the old woman threw rubbish on him, he would pass silently without showing any anger or annoyance. This was a regular, daily event.

One day when the Prophet was passing by, the woman was not there to throw the rubbish. He stopped, and asked the neighbour about her well-being, and wondered why she wasn't dropping any rubbish on him.

The neighbour informed the Prophet that the woman was sick in bed. The Prophet politely asked permission to visit the woman. When he entered the house, the woman thought that he had come there to take his revenge when she was unable to defend herself because of sickness.

But the Prophet (salAllahu alayhi wsalam) assured her that he had come to her, not to take any revenge, but to see her and to look after her needs, as it was the command of Allah that if any one is sick, a Muslim should visit him and should help him if his help is needed.

The old woman was greatly moved by this kindness and love of the Prophet. By the example of greatness of Muhammad, she understood that he was truly the Prophet of God ...

yeah.


2. The number two thing that might explain why i am or do or dont the things i do or whateverrr

is a line from a song... who can guess what song it is!?

"...Let God deal with the things they do, 'cos hate in your heart will consume you too."


Okay I'm just gonna tell you what song it is (randomly... i really love the pseudoword "gonna" btw)

actually i'll post it at the bottom just in case you wanted to figure it out yourself first - i know i like doing that sometimes =p


3. And the number three thing that has grown considerable importance in my life-o is this quote by Anais Nin:

"We don't see things as they are; We see things, as we are."


amazing. haha no seriously i think it is.



this last thing kind of ties everything else together

"An eye for an eye makes the whole world blind"
-Mahatma Gandhi





to be honest, i have ten minutes left. haha jk. no i really do have ten minutes but that wasn't what i was going to be honest about..

to be honest, it's really weird/surprisingly difficult for me to share these things. i realize this is coming from a very raw/almost secret place inside of me. I dunno. Feels like i'm opening some door into SAMIAH. how often do we talk about why we are the way we are?

i could talk a lot more about the instances and such when these things really started all crazy affecting me, but i'll save you that haha. i just put these things out on the table and maybe you can take something from them too. or not whatever it's your call. ok sorry for the most poorly written note ever haha. thanks guys.



since i'm on the topic of sharing quotes


these don't affect me as immensely, and they havent affected the way i live or anything, but they kind of point out important things to me, so i'm gonna share them and then rush off to LS.



It's smallness is not petty; on the contrary, it is profound.
-Jan Morris


...this is all we need. A couple of smokes, a cup of coffee, and a little bit of conversation. You and me and five bucks.
-Troy to Lainey; "Reality Bites"

and the song from #2:

"Just the Two of Us" - Will Smith (yes the fresh prince) =)

In this note: Zach Rapoport

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