Your own personal jesus: MUST. HAVE.

THIS HAT!-- !!!!

well yeah okay Pharrell would be nice too...

BUT THAT HAT!!!

(the original MUST HAVE, which I still probably prefer over the above pictured):

Your-own-personal-jesus Jargon

beez with no steez: (noun) plain janes the banes of my existanes ;)
fill it in: (verb) There is some detail that I am lacking, for which I am asking for you to fill in my gap of knowledge. Syn: "fill me in" -- also often accompanied by a "yo!"
Pretty the Shiznit: (adj.) also "pretty the shit"; derived from "the shit"
q's or c's : (noun pl.) questions or concerns
Rando: (noun) random person
raw piece of beat: (noun) I'm not into music and I'm not into steak but I know a raw piece of beat when I hear one
RME : (verb abbrev.) "rolling my eyes"
Sig-O: (noun) short for "significant other"
soc: (noun) silence of contentment; used to denote a silence or sigh of contentment during internet discourse during which an true silence of content would be mistaken for absence from conversation or negligence to respond
TA-TA: (adj. abbrev) "totally appropriate"; also "TA"

Your own personal jesus